Meet The Shrimpette — our shell-shocked sweetheart who’s redefining “high class.” She’s dainty, dramatic, and gives “mermaid off duty” energy. Whether you’re sunbathing, pre-gaming, or just spiraling in your robe with a seafood snack, she’s here to make it glamorous.
Perfect for:
🦐 Brunch-addicted baddies
🦐 Pisces placements and delusional dreamers
🦐 People who say “ew” but still eat shrimp
🦐 Anyone who loves a novelty glass moment
Made from premium borosilicate glass (because seafood deserves quality glassware). Ships in the cutest retro packaging that looks straight off a 70s Miami motel nightstand.
🦐 Smooth to smoke, spicy in spirit
🦐 Travel-friendly and tantrum-proof
🦐 Looks iconic on your vanity, plate, or beach towel
Serve hot. Smoke cold.
